Muh Kuru is flarin' up today!!

Dear Diary,

Today I was standing in the back of the press room, when all of a sudden Muh Trump Triggers took over again.

Trump breaks me every day!!

DAMN YOU TRUMP!!

"Hi this is Wolf Blitzer. I have an Anon from 8chan on a Burner Phone right now to help explain Q."

"I prefer 'Planefag' Wolf.."

"Wut?"