Nah, you'd be fine because there'd be some guy in a white shirt who keeps standing up and getting in the way of the view.
You can find it in many places.
https://ia800907.us.archive.org/0/items/pdfy-CF3PRqb1CblGB8-3/Carr%20-%20Satan%20-%20Prince%20of%20This%20World%20%28Luciferian%20conspiracy%20exposed%29%20%281959%29.pdf
They are not. The KJV (without the apocrypha) is sufficient to provide you with the best possible life. While some things were lost from it, enough of it remains. The key comes from putting on the full armor of god. It represents what you need to do.