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When she puts on her lipstick
It keeps backing down the tube
And I woke up screaming, dreaming
That I'd seen her in the nude
When she sits on the beach
The tide's too frightened to come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, she'd blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary there's a photo of her tits
And if I ever cracked a fat for her, I'd amputate my dick
'Cause she's a supa mega fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
She's a supa mega fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
Hells angels wouldn't root her, said there not that fucking sick
So she bought herself a dildo, but she couldn't keep it stiff
'Cause she's a supa mega fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
She's a supa mega fugly
Oh God, she's fucking ugly
She's a supa mega fugly
With a hanging haemorrhoid twist