God bless you and keep you from harm, this day and forever.

Colorist wanted, experience unnecessary. We are looking for an affectionate, surreal, imperial purple with a certain resemblance to fractal wave zit-shock formations.

- Corps of 3 Color Rendition

sorry Tucker dawg

You've been rejected by CIA but maybe one of the other 230 branches of USG intelligence will have you, or be a ball squeezer for TSA.

Thank you for your interest in the agency.

[Autosig in bat blood]

(typical spook rejection letter)