There I was, on my bike, when 30 heavily-armed hang gliders flew over my head and landed on the roof of the synagogue.

I kid jew not.

-Free Beer Tomorrow Anon

It's always illuminating to consider the opinions of noted political expert and former negro spouse Bobby (Travis Bick) DeNiro.

There are several references to the historical Jesus in Roman records and histories and other contemporary accounts. Just google that, eminent internet scholars. Then go back to community college again.