Gym Jordan's
In the beginning God said something.
We're not sure what it was.
Maybe it was, "Pull my finger".
Nobody really knows.
The Algorithm blocked it.
Maybe anyday is a good day to get pickled?
Maybe what the Uighurs did to tolerate being snared 1300 years ago?
Hence the AppleBrandy?
Until the end of the Tin Pot Monarchy, stay dull?
Earliest History of Liquor: Distilled Spirits Timeline
Some have suggested that distillation was developed in China.1 Others contend it was in Italy.2 But most authorities believe it was in Arabia. Two names are sometimes mentioned. One is the physician Rhazer (852-932?).3 Another is the alchemist Jabir in Hayyan around 800 A.D.4 Alcohol (al kohl or alkuhl) is Arabic in name.5
Arnaldus of Villanova (d. 1315), a professor of medicine, is credited with coining the term aqua vitae. “We call it [distilled spirit] aqua vitae [life water], and this name is remarkably suitable. It is really a water of immortality. It prolongs life, clears away ill-humors, revives the heart, and maintains youth.”8
https://www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org/earliest-history-of-liquor-distilled-spirits-timelines-for-the-world/