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Canine Candidate: Meet Meiko, the Alaskan Dog Running for Mayor in Anchorage
Dog Comms?
'He's very hairy and has a great disposition,' Meiko's campaign manager Richard Zeigler said
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/canine-candidate-meet-meiko-the-alaskan-dog-running-for-mayor-in-anchorage/ar-AA1isCLR
>How are they supposed to get a proper seal on a gas mask if they wear a damn beard? That's always bothered me to see.
Large quantity of vaseline or other greasy substance slathered on beard and mask seal.
Axle grease suffices in extremis.