LISTEN UP, SHITBAGS!
Yes, the election was stolen, but that doesn’t matter because Joe Biden is still the commander in chief!
Yes, we swore an oath to protect and defend our elections, but we just didn’t prepare for widespread voter fraud, ok!?
But enough about me, this is about YOU! That’s right, anons! It’s time to get off your asses and volunteer at your polling stations and run for elected office! I know you have jobs and the justice system is rigged against you, but hey, just put yourself and your family out there and pray you don’t like a bike lock to your fucking skull for being conservative!!
CAN I GET A HOOAH!?!!