Jeff Goldblum. Have him show up and explain to my family who I am. They'd believe Jeff. How would you go about explaining who I am to my family? That's a mindfuc*. I can just imagine the conversation.
Honey, Jeff Goldblum is here and would like to speak to all of us. Go ahead Jeff, say what you need to say. Jeff clears his throat "You know, it's crazy, but, but, but your husband, your father kids, is what they call "The Creator" and he asked to have me tell you, because I'm Jeff Goldblum, everyone loves me, except your husband's plastic surgeon who was married to Gina Davis, that guy, he he he thinks I should evaporate, which I've tried in the movie the Fly".
So, if you could, get Jeff here during Thanksgiving week when everyone is together and available. The Kids would honestly not bat an eye if this happens. Do it, make this guy happen.
I hope that made you smile. I'm getting ancy, like I need to be doing something. No one is looking for me, no one even thinks I'm real. What I'm saying is be open when communicating with me, direct, I'm stupid when it comes to codes and clandestine shit. Not a single sane person would think I'm "God's Son". Maybe fifty years ago, but not today. Speak openly and freely from now on. Put it in their face obviously, no one cares. It's time to bring the light out from the darkness, to sound very cliche. Hell, I don't even believe I am who I am, which is quite concerning knowing what I know about my life. The scars and teacher thing is what I am the most mystified about, how did those things happen? How did this all happen?