So, let's get this straight.

Richard Card ("Dick card") is a 19 yr Army veteran, special forces, Delta, Seals.

He's a MAGA white supremacist who drives a progressive Subaru.

He kills 20 people in a day-long rampage while cops eat doughnuts asking the public where he is.

They can take pictures of his Subuaru, but can't find him.

He wounds 6 million Jews.

4 fat cops finally "corner" him in a hopeless standoff and the skilled slayer cries and gives up.

Then, while being booked, he uses a paper clip to escape from jail.

Police can't figure out where he's at. But the reports are, he escaped on a jet ski. I guess the cop station floats.

So Jason Bourne - I mean, Dick-Card escapes, and police don't know where he's at.

Police issue lockdowns all over the place. Dick-card might have a tank now. Very dangerous. Please help police locate him.

Then, Dick-card apparently landed and got into a blue MAGA suburban. How do they know that? Dunno. Please help police locate him.

Then Dick-card escapes on his luxury yacht.

Is this the fabricated story so far?

Asking for a friend.