I detect the stench of anti semitism….
I will have you know that at least six million of my closest friends are Jewish….
Well, maybe one and a half million….
I'm having them over for a BBQ tonight, it will be lots of fun.
I have the gas. I have the oven, I have all my wonderful Jewish friends,
What else do I need?
The only thing that stinks more than a whale is a seal.
Seals are revolting creatures.
When a seal comes back to it's colony, the first thing it does, after heaving itself onto the rocks, is to find a nice warm pool to lay in, and gather its strength.
Once it has "gathered its strength", it promptly chunders up the undigested remains of its last ten meals, pisses it's self, and shits in the very pool it's languishing in.
Once this has been accomplished, it will roll luxuriously in the filth of it's own making, covering itself in a layer of the most foul, putrid filth you could possibly imagine.
Then it will find a nice warm spot to stew in.
Then the next seal will do exactly the same thing.
A whole procession of filthy chundering, pissing shitters….
Apparently it "keeps the fly's away", according to the experts, but in reality they are just the niggers of the marine world.