3.
all of the other punching bags used to laugh and call him names
free make-up bag with purchase
open cracker jacks with no prize inside
kill me now
what would a man have done to his bride if he found she was not a virgin on their wedding night? someone please explain to the general public..
caption: a whore
not giving a shit is quite cathartic!!!!!
used pussy for sale:
any takers?
rent to own if you want
someone should tell her man or whoever owns that pussy that their pussy is lost over here tryin to get at the old dick that don't fit no more
time heals all………
duh, duh duh, duuuuuuuunnnnn
me and my ex-grrrrrrr (who was not a virgin) +baggage
baggage included at no extra charge ("extra" charge, hehe)
30 years will cool one's heels
another LIFETIME
does it say old pussy storage out front?
cuckery alive and well. next cuck…
your poor assumption is that is wouldn't be screwed up otherwise…
trust me. i'm cpt. savaho
it belonged to … teller? bank teller? no, that was another MAN.
they tell you cuz they want you to know
you ain't shit and just a fall back dick
and they'll get a new dick anytime yours expires or they just want to 'move on'
oh, hi. this is [insert her child's name here]
his dad is [insert prior dick's name here]
here's your new girlfriend. no. certified mileage. like new. you are JUST the third owner of this fiiiine pussy
caveat:
NEVER MARRY A PUSSY WITH SOMEONES STAMP ON IT
nice to visit, never move in.
you should shut your mama up, then
who's TELL'n me it's fake?
did you see the chip in my ride?
see, they took it from me before i even received it. that's how it goes. you didn't read the part about merit and all the other bullshit being bullshit? need a fucking refresher?
what you have was allowed to you. it's your allowance. unless you actually know, you don't..
just get done fucking my ex (when she wasn't ex), go out for a snack and we meet her ex. like just 6 months from the last fuck, ex..
eye-opener.
with these two FINE foreign bitches and meet my girl for brunch. the last night, on of these two FINE bitches wanted to beat me up. i'm like, no, my girl… blah blah.
regret is some shit.
shoulda smashed that shit, cuz, everyone knows pussy has a shelf life.
where's my money?
"We are at war. "
"WE?"
i already got medals…
who are 'we'?
there's no topping the mysterious lover from the deep.
there's no one else after such tales.
need citizenship? i'm your
smash? no smash?
so, potato is some kinda reference to something seemingly unconnected?
is potato a vegetable?
i hate you 98%
humanity -1
dick #3
what'd they say? dime a dozen
go down on you like a submarine…
fuck you i hate dudes
americans think it's no big deal that a chick gets fucked and then someone fucks her after, that's a different dick.
germans think it's no big deal to wife swap..
guess americans aren't AS evil
can't get a refund for old, used pussy, either.
grow up! it was only 2 other dicks….
gawwwwwd.
that your best memories stained with being 3rd in the pussy
that's fucked up
it was never gonna be ride off into the sunset. happy ending. never gonna be that.
from the start it was abc gum
so fucking fucked up
so, you say the kitchN is hot, now? it was never gonna be
the torture is real
the war is real
the actors are…..
doesn't matter to someone like me. they got me before it even began. praying for him and the success of THE nation…
oh, the pain