Friends, you're lookin' at the place all wrong. We don't have your money, why it's invested in sperm banks, in a Henderson Nevada Pitch n' Putt, in race horses, in private prisons.
Your money flows into PACs to entertain regulators and ensure legislators make the right decisions. Why, friends, without your money we wouldn't have a dirty bookstore by the interstate, or a Sportsball stadium with our name on it, or casino shaped pyramids.