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Cain Calls For Ceasefire After Killing Abel
WORLD — Immediately after murdering his brother Abel in cold blood, Cain reportedly called for a total ceasefire.
"It's time to put a stop to the senseless violence," said Cain as he checked Abel's pulse to make sure he was dead. "Everyone can lay down their weapons now!"
According to sources, Cain had lured Abel out into a field and then initiated a surprise attack on the unarmed man. Cain then declared a ceasefire after mistakenly believing Abel to be dead. However, upon seeing Abel's legs still moving, Cain called off the ceasefire to bludgeon Abel a few more times, then announced the ceasefire was back on.
https://babylonbee.com/news/cain-calls-for-ceasefire-after-killing-abel/
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