If you think about it, the number of troops required to hunt down draft-dodgers would be an astronomical drain on available manpower, especially if the mom's organized an underground railroad to hide their emasculated off-spring from the MIC. Millions of traps and sissy bois hiding in attics like Anne Frank.
It's the most beautiful kind of unintended comedy imaginable this early in the morning.
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Kek. Why not both?
And stay out of the boom-boom house. They've all got the ghonocacas.
I knew a guy who worked on Satan's Staff when I was in the military. He couldn't get a decent fitness report know matter how many humanitarian leaves he denied.
Hey, a lot of people won't tell you lads worried about the draft this stuff, but Uncle Anon will. If you find yourself drafted all you have to do to get dropped from training is either fake sleep-walking or piss your bed at night. If you can work it out so that you're sleep-walking with your weapon and piss someone else's bunk it's even better. They'll have the paperwork done and the orders cut before lunch.
You get a baby from one of those 300lb triple-diabeetus Tenishias and I'll bet that meat is sweeter than candy.
Imagine the brisket you could get from Stacey Abrams? Marinated in Coca-Cola and hickory smoked at 250 for 8 hours? I'll bet no one would be paying any attention to Aunt Fannie's potato salad.
As soon as they figure out how to give alligators AIDS
That guy is really smart. I saw him on Good Morning Caprica. I think he's got a lot of good ideas.
It's Monday morning and it was kind of a slow news weekend (for this timeline anyway).
Emily Compagno is my new Faux info-babe crush. Kat Timpf has hit the wall hard. But I would definitely rail Kennedy. I've thought she was quirky-cute since the 90's. Her politics are totally different than mine, but she wouldn't care if I was flickin' that bean with my tongue like a boxer's speedbag.
It's their job to be beautiful. That's why I tend to not pay any attention to what they say and just sexually objectify them. Keeps everyone in the transaction honest.
I guess the exception to all of that would be Dagen McDowell. She's got 4th wifey written all over her. She's like the woman you find when you both just decide to settle. It's oddly attractive.
I think we should all just go back to paying each other with daughters, livestock and shiny rocks.