Be funny to find out that this is the tree with the knowledge of good and evil.

Nothing new under the sun, really.

I ate half an ounce once. Sliced and fresh frozen from rainforest outside of Seattle.

Came back to Earth once in the middle of that trip and my partner who ate the other half of that ounce was jumping up and down on the bed. No fire, no cops, all good, so I left the planet once more and jumped back into my trip.

I was 18. Forgot to ask the guy who sold the ounce to me how much I should eat. He came up to the apartment right when the colors were getting intense.

I asked him how much we were supposed to eat.

He said, "Been doing them all week. Four or five ought to get you started."

I started laughing.

Kekekekekek what a long strange trip it's been.

One time I was hitchhiking with a friend, back in the days when you only had to be on the lookout for the occasional Ted Bundy, and we met some people on the freeway entrance ramp who shared half a peyote button with us.

I chewed that bad boy up, and threw up, and after all was said and done I decided to stick with chocolate mescaline in future.

Kekekekek like my grandma told me once, I've lived.

>>19913442

No shit. Of course the Rs are in on it.

Who did Donald Trump go running right back to after the Rs stabbed in the back?

The Rs.

Fuck the dual citizens.

>>19913448

Oh, dude, sorry. We had a chemist for the LSD. Fresh is best.

I helped cap those horse pills of chocolate mescaline on occasion. Couldn't quit licking my fingers.

>>19913464

Anything proceeding out of the mouth of a politician is a lie, even the ones who look the other way.

>>19913473

Oh, he's in one already. He just thinks he'll live through it.

>>19913479

Yeah, and nobody could ever make LSD because they just couldn't afford the equipment?

Kekekekekek man, you should've seen what we did in the 60s and 70s, especially at the university.

>>19913478

Must be terrible for him.

Kekekekekek

>>19913502

Gollum is more Soros's style.

>>19913504

I didn't make the shit. I just dropped it. I knew the source is all.

Sorry. Go be the big dick somewhere else.

Kekekek

>>19913525

So, it was impossible for me to know the source of my lsd and chemists don't have friends.

Ok. You must be real fun at parties.