So, like literally vampires? They're gonna rise from the dead?
Serious question. This rabbit hole has been an adventure.
Gotta second this.
To anyone who doesn't want to handle their own security: May their boots taste sweet, may the yoke of servitude sit lightly upon your shoulders, and may history forget that you were our countrymen.
Or something to that effect.
Organized "law enforcement" is literally synonymous with organized crime. The only difference is the badge. Power corrupts. Immediate consequences teach lessons to society.