Be An Expert Witness
Most expert witness are human beings no smarter than road lizards of bundt cakes, but they get paid BIG FIAT $ just to testify in important court cases.
If you are prepared to spnd at least 3 minutesd watchuing YT videos, or if you already have, you are ready for final training as an ''Expert Witness in Forensic Ballistics"
How do I become and expert witness?
1 Watch YT videos (at leasts 1)
2 Sign up witch "Vanuatu Expert Witness University.
3) start new career as an expert witness for the DOJ and give testimony in big cases.
"Vanuatu U Taught Me All I Had to Know in Minutes!"
- Park Deets PhD
YOU WILL LEARN"
*How to talk legalese
*Billing, Double Invoicing and the Skim: Expert
Witness Billing Practise Simplified
*What's a fair kickback?
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"What they want to hear" (and How to Tell Them)
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FT lbs, newtons or convert to KWs?