It's called 5D chess you shitheads. Literally says in the Disclaimer he has to say it's satire to avoid the Eye of Jewron.
One of them killed the Chef out of jealousy? Was kind of risky to do so. Obama was in the house when it happened wasn't he? They have no control over their greed and jealousy so that's why it's so easy to catch them; just gotta set up the traps.
Same way anons can't control the Tourette's of Truth.
Lmao.