That sounds painful. Supposing it is a direct threat. Or is the vise to steady them because of their enormous size?
It makes me think of the lawnmower the Rosie was advertising today. I might buy one.
However, that is off-topic. I'm sorry, but your preoccupation with my balls has nothing to do with the deleting. There is already a board for balls. It is over on /reddit/. Why don't you make your way back there?
Oh, wait a minute. There is no takoyaki board here. You could be the BO. /takoyaki/