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In the early 1980s there was a retired Army colonel that suggested creating an American Foreign Legion. Six year hitch and get Citizenship
Attention Democrats
Are you white? Do you carry guilt for events that happened over a century before you were born?
Do you wish to live a socialist way of life?
Come to the Democratic Republic of the Congo!
Here you will be truly a minority. There are many languages spoken here, but the main Official Language used for administrative and other dealings is French.
Here in the DNC you can live the Socialist Lifestyle.
Do you support electric vehicles for the World?
In the DRC we mine most of the cobalt used in those batteries
Imagine! You can mine cobalt and support the electric vehicle industry directly while sleeping under the Stars
All the while getting first hand experience in how immigrants in your native United States are feeling.
The strange languages, the strange customs, the unfamiliar weather, but with the joy of being part of a socialist country!
Come to us, Brothers and Sisters in Socialism!
Remember, the very first part of our country's name is "Democratic!"
(Experiences may vary. Not responsible for poisoning from mine run-off. Chances of Ebola have remained unchanged.)