A black man who believed in god was always praying for this and that.

God was annoyed with him. So one day God came to him and said, hey Here I am. What do you want to know ?

The black man asked why is my skin so dark ?

God said, because the sun is very hot in your land and you need to survive.

He asked, why is my hair so nappy?

God said so that it doesnt get caught on the trees in the jungles.

He asked and why am I so skinny and fast?

God said so you can survive amoung the lion and other animals on your land.

The black said, then why the fuck am I in New York?