Anonymous ID: 9dcf98 Dec. 9, 2023, 4:11 p.m. No.20049849   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>20049837

what should you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

GET MORE SAND

what do you call a busload of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A GOOD START

Anonymous ID: 9dcf98 Dec. 9, 2023, 4:19 p.m. No.20049884   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9932

>>20049827

a young couple were on their way to their wedding when they were killed in a horrible crash caused by a sober driver

the next thing they know, they're standing before the pearly gates, and st peter is waving them to come in

they tell st peter they were just about to be married when they died, and ask if they're permitted to get married in heaven

st peter says he doesn't know, but for them to wait at the gate while he goes to find out the answer to their question

st peter is gone for a long time, and the couple start worrying about the implications of "'til death do we part" and "forever"

when st peter gets back, he tells them, good news, they'll be able to get married in heaven

that's when the couple share their newfound doubts and ask st peter if it will be possible to get a divorce in heaven

st peter rolls his eyes and says impatiently, "you saw how long it took to find a preacher in here, how long do you think it will take to find a lawyer?

Anonymous ID: 9dcf98 Dec. 9, 2023, 4:35 p.m. No.20049949   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>20049438

>Investigating Israeli War Crimes is ‘Pure Antisemitism’ says Netanyahu

 

OK THEN….

it's good that he made the definition of antisemitism clear, for all the world to see and hear

Anonymous ID: 9dcf98 Dec. 9, 2023, 4:43 p.m. No.20049982   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9986

>>20049961

>what specifically is your issue?

idiots butting in and replying to a conversation they were not PART of, fer starters

how about putting a local forecast for a tornado warning with an IDIOTIC fear porn thumbnail image into notables, number two