listen up, pig
my cat has huge balls, massive orbs of steel
what do you have?
your balls were cut off and sent to a chinese restaurant long ago
yes, you were neutered by a vet, rightfully so!
ergo, you are nothing, you have no cojones, literally zero
my cat is trained in meme warfare and will shit all over you, you gay funky little punk maggot
you've had it kiddo!