>A young man goes up to a Rabbi and says "Please explain the Talmud to me."
>"Very well," replies the Rabbi, "but first, I'll ask you a question. If two men come down a chimney and one comes out dirty, and the other comes out clean, which one washes himself?"
>"The dirty one," answers the man.
>"No," says the Rabbi. "They look at each other and the dirty man thinks he's clean and the clean man thinks he's dirty, therefore the clean man washes himself. Now, another question. If two men climb up a chimney and one comes out dirty, the other comes out clean, which one washes himself?"
>The young man smiles and says, "You just told me, Rabbi. The man who is clean washes himself because he thinks he's dirty."
>"No," says the Rabbi. "If they each look at themselves, the clean man knows he doesn't have to wash himself, so it's the dirty man who washes himself. Now, one more question. If two men come down a chimney and one comes out dirty, and one comes out clean, which one washes himself?"
>"I don't know, Rabbi. Depending on your point of view, it could be either one."
>Again the Rabbi says: "No. If two men climb up a chimney, how could one man remain clean? They're both dirty, and therefore they both wash themselves."
>Scratching his head, the confused man says: "Rabbi, you asked me the same question three times and you gave me three different answers. Is this some kind of a joke?"
>"This is not a joke, my son. This is Talmud."
KEK. those fuckers and their crazy verbal IQ.