https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/article/boniface-option/

Step 1. kill their sacred cows and beg their gods to strike you down

Step 2. keep going until there's either no more cows or no more gods willing to keep losing cows

https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/13/24000170/x-outage-link-error-message-broken