>>2007491
I have a personal relationship with God
He's the one who reminded me
If you see the Buddha on the road, kill him.
So I asked,
Is that because he is your competition?
No, says God, he is another one of my sons,
But he doesn't walk around telling people he is Buddha,
Only Lucifer pulls shit like that.
Holy shit, I said, you just swore, God.
No way, says God. You said it yourself, shit is holy
And the only ones who worship it as a god
Are those satanists and they are sick bastards, I tell you, really sick.