Damn, they got him!
Man Who Smashed Iowa Satan Statue Arrested
DES MOINES, IOWA — Local police have taken in the man who reportedly entered the Iowa State Capitol and reigned destruction upon the satanic statue of Baphomet, cutting off its head epically and gloriously with a chainsaw. According to law enforcement, the man said his name was "Doom Guy".
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