LISTEN UP ANONS, I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS!

My dad’s best friend from high school is a senior advisor to the chief of police in Arlington, VA, and he said that jurisdictions adjacent to DC were ordered to establish a joint operations command center in order to facilitate Donald Trump’s impending conviction and subsequent jail sentence in the classified documents case. That’s right bros, they’re throwing Trump in the slammer. My first thought was well if they know all this in advance, maybe it’s part of “the plan”, but then again, it could be because it’s an open and shut case. Either way, Trump’s headed to the Big House. I cant f-ing believe it. What is this world coming to??