And then The Creator gave us the Constitution and Freedom of Speech.
You're about 247 years out of date on your Law of the Law.
Isn't she called a Beard, when a Gay man hires a "hot chick" to be his "arm candy"?
Sounds like Health Propaganda from the Big Giant Voice of the Global Uniparty
Which makes it weird that it still takes weeks for a check to clear.
Oh yeah?
Well this guy milked 1000 spiders to make these guitar strings (it works!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DzTHI-n7-E