The “Anon”

Drinks a lot of Soda. A lot.

Pet hair on clothes

Usually has dirty dishes in the sink

Doesn’t mow, or pick up small litter

Opinions and Answers to everything

Couch has a mold to where he sits

Calls in Sick. A lot.

Gets upset when labor is required

Has money from an inheritance or some foreign investment or even a trust fund.

Claims he’s a Patriot but doesn’t want to work.