You aren’t as clever as you think.
Don’t you mean “hatched”?
Cop (wise man) bearing gifts from the East.
By children, don’t you mean future terrorists tho?
They all have it coming. God must will it to happen because they are chosen and favored above all other peoples. Ask them, they will tell you.
“From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.” Is not the same as “Kill all the Jews”.
Last I checked, rats swim.