Anonymous ID: fa19dc Dec. 24, 2023, 6:11 a.m. No.20124037   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4052 >>4119

It's been confirmed that renowned pedophile Jeffrey Epstein once tried to entrap Donald Trump with an underage girl on the Lolita Express, but the former businessman used a classified defense system to fend off the harlot's advances until the flight finally landed. The future President never stopped talking about just how great he was and why, only with him, is it ever worth having sexual relations. He told her about all the places the couple could go and in all the positions they could do it. He meticulously boasted about all his previous rendezvouses as a younger man with the most beautiful women in the world. The sufficiently cute blond entrapper succumbed to Trump's spell and slowly fell into a deep slumber just as Epstein's Lolita Express landed in New York. Donald Trump: the man, the myth, the legendary drunk guy next to you at the bar that just will not shut the fuck up. You will never look at that guy the same way again. Buy him a beer. He might just keep you from doing something you will regret. And, hey, maybe you will save the world because of it.