Jingle bells

Pepe yells,

“My stocking’s full of coal!”

Then he ‘membered all the memes

He saw and liked and stole.

Jingle bells

Biden yells,

“Turn the migrants loose!”

Then dumped his stocking on the floor

And found a Christmas noose.

Jingle bells

Donald yells,

“Something’s coming soon!”

Then got back to his real work:

Poasting on the kun.

Merry Christmas, anons!

May you get all the love you can stand,

All the food you can eat,

And all the strength you need.

(You) are NOT alone.