Merry Christmas Anons
I wrote this back in Dec’ 2017 and still looking for that Full Declas feeling 6 years later…
It’s been quite the show so far anons
It’s good to be awake and with you all
‘Twas the night before declas
And all through the Chan
All the Shills had been faging
To Mistrust the plan
The kekistan flag hung
Over my monitor with care
In the hopes that a Qpost
Soon would appear
The Anons were comfy
And feasting on crumbs
While E-bot was posting
Pics of boobies and bums
With Ma in her blanket
And I in MAGA cap
Were suffering from withdrawal
After 10 days of dark
When all in the bread there arose
Such a clatter
I moved one of my right fingers
To see what was the matter
I closed 40 windows
Of research and porn
Cranked up magic sword
And joined in the storm
Namefags, bread shitters
spammers and shills
I filtered them all
And took another red pill
When what to my bloodshot eyes
should appear
But another Q post saying
indictments are near!
Then the bread came alive
and turned to shit quick
With poorly made memes
That all said “Muh Dick”
Then with precision deltas
The Q posts they came
The clock had aligned
And they began to name names
On Hussein On LL
On JC On NoName
On Podesta On Huma
We’ll see you in Gitmo! Anons say Oo’rah!
Then Q made the call
And the dark turned to light
So the anons assembled
For the Patriots Fight!
With Memes at the ready
And the Notables Baked
The booms began booming
And we sealed their fate!
To Potus and Q
Thanks for all that you do
Anons are united
And we will see this through
So the movie plays on
As the house of cards fall
True Patriots know
WWG1WGA
Merry Christmas
God bless you all, your families and this great Republic