Thanks herman li from Dragonforce.
There was an interesting take the other day where it was said that when Jesus and the disciples were preaching, they were preaching to crowds who knowingly and actively worshiped the Elohim aliens of the Old Testament through their own scriptures of the time.
Metaphorical and celestial allegories of the New and Old Testaments are half useless when the majority of the books are talking dryly about locations, ruling lines, rivers, trade, etc.
Because Indian call center shill teams don't work on Christmas.