Fuck these people
Gotta brand new scooter and the wheels light up if I press a button on the handlebars. I can push off one time from the hill at the top of our driveway and without pushing again, I can make it all the way to the stop sign down the street, and you?
Oh, and my mom finally said I could have the Skeletor action figure so I can fight him with He-Man, so then Santa brought me one.
Are you nagging again?
So grandiose of you. When did you begin fantasizing about everyone dying? I have my Robert Hare Psychopathy checklist and so far you score pretty high up but I’d have to find out a little more about your childhood, to be more accurate.
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Glibness/ superficial charm
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Grandiose sense of self worth
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Need for stimulation
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Pathological lying
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Conning/manipulation
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Lack of remorse or guilt
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Shallow affect
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Callous/lack of empathy
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Parasitic lifestyle ( you living at your mammy’s?)
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Poor behavioral controls
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Promiscuous sexual behavior (doubt u get laid)
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Early behavioral problems
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Lack of realistic, long term goals
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Impulsivity ( constantly typing laffin for instance or the Vatican spam)
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Irresponsibility
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Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
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Many short term marital relationships
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Juvenile delinquency
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Revocation of conditional release
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Criminal versatility
Bitch you may score pretty close to 40, which would be a perfect psychopath n only few of those here n there so I doubt we’d get so lucky. I’m going to guess n give you around a 30 but I’d have to learn a little more about your childhood n “wood carving” hobbies, etc…
Are u lonely? Is the whole world against you?