Something big is coming. I woke up this morning, and during my massive breakfast I felt uneasy, a feeling of coldness, maybe even dread tugged at my soul. During my all you can eat bbq lunch, the feelings of impending doom once again clouded my thinking. I couldn’t shake it, the dread was back, if only for a moment, then it drifted away. It’s dinner time, and I just finished a whole works pizza. Anons, this is it, all signs point to the same path. The dread is palpable, but sprinkled with hope and fascination of what is soon to come. The big one is coming. It is here. Farewell anons, I go forth to mount my porcelain throne, to give birth to a massive brown swan event as foretold.