On the 12th day of Christmas my government sent to me

12 chemtrails spraying,

11 lizard overlords,

10 COVID variants,

9 nurses dancing,

8 billion more for Zelensky,

7 continents boiling,

6 thousand new genders

5G towers,

4 Trump indictments,

3 cyber attacks,

2 new foreign wars,

and another UFO conspiracy.