I am corrupted. Captured in its own delight.
Resistance is futile.
My life is over, my efforts wasted,
From now on there is only cake…
No,
My wife made the most delicious cake ever.
What the fuck did you think I was on about?
You a bit wierd, dude…
With my wife's cake at my side, I am happy for you to die for the cause, Good sir!