A frog is an animal that learns how to swim

Without going to a gym

He gets a little exercise by baiting a hook

He gets a little more while he’s digging a crook

And when he’s out and goes about on the town

He’ll see a rhino and he’ll bully it down

He’ll see a donkey and he’ll bully it too

He’ll lock ‘em both up in a zoo

Bruce Willis: “They still haven’t caught the guy that killed Kennedy. I’ll get killed for saying this, but I’m pretty sure those guys are still in power, in some form. The entire government of the United States was co-opted. One guy did it? I don’t think so.” —Vanity Fair, June 2007

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