'' Sure he'll debate: Joe Biden tells us his accomplishments ''
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January 2, 2024
By Mike McDaniel
Itâs becoming increasingly apparent the meds arenât working anymore. At all. Our Mummified Meat Puppet President is fading fast, and his handlers, his media propagandists, the Democrat/Socialist/Community Party, and assorted hangers-on are beginning to hastily back away from the impending blast zone. The evidence is everywhere. Matt Margolis at PJ Media explains what happened when Joe and Jill Biden appeared with Ryan Seacrest on ABCâs live New Yearâs Eve show:
The very first question Seacrest asked was, "What sort of holiday foods have you been enjoying over the last few days?"
"Well, I've been eating and everything is put in front of me,â Biden quipped. âI've been [sic] pasta
âwhich I loveâeating a lot of chicken, chicken parmesan, I've been eating all Italian foods."
Even this response felt awkward and overthought. Perhaps Dr. Jill knew what Seacrest was hoping for, and chimed in: âAnd ice cream."
âAnd ice cream,â Joe added. âChocolate chip ice cream."
Dr. Jill constantly accompanies Joe these days, trying to keep him within the guardrails. Itâs not helping. Seacrest served up this softball:
"As you look back and reflect on 2023, what sort of memories, and highlights stand out for you?"
Oops. Who knows what bats are flying in that belfry these days?
"Well, one of the big highlights that stands out for me is
âmy dad used to have an expression. He said, âJoey, a job's about a lot more than a paycheck; it's about your dignity. It's about respect.' So many people through the midwest and in the center of the country, their factories are shipped overseas the last couple of times are out.
Losing American jobs and factories overseas stands out for Joe. Their âtimes are out?â
"And then they were losing hope and faith,â Biden continued. "So we brought a lot of jobs back to the United States. People are in a position to be able to make a living now and they've created a lot of jobs, over 14 million. And I guess what, I just feel good that the American people got up, they've been through a rough time with the pandemic and now we're coming back. They're back."
They donât think they are, and Joe isnât. At the end of December, we also learned of the major accomplishments on which Biden is going to run:
Americans canât afford groceries or gas, new cars, new homes, or pretty much anything else, but Joe âcracked down on junk fees?â
Did you know we have an American Climate Corps?
Do they create one or what? Do they have uniforms? Do you care?
Wow. Look at those improvements in airports, high-speed Internet, clean water, and reliable transit and rail! Does anyone have a clue what they are?
Joe also spent $7.5 billion to build one electric vehicle charging station. In Ohio. There was an economic recovery? In what country?
Reproductive Health Care: what?
Did you know we have a White Office Office Of Gun Violence Prevention?
The first in history? What did it prevent? In which alternate reality? Oh, and we have executive actions to keep guns âout of dangerous hands.â Unfortunately, Joe thinks that means honest, law-abiding Americans.
Wait a minute. Didnât the Supreme Court rule Joe didnât have the power to cancel student loans?
Not even through âvarious actions?â Can anyone produce a single American who thinks their college bills were more affordable last year?
He strengthened democracy at home and abroad. Oh, thatâs why our allies wonât help us secure the Red Sea, or pretty much anything else. And thereâs nothing like speaking out âagainst discrimination, racism, anti-LGBTQI+ hate" for democracy strengthening.
Highly qualified judges?
Like whatshername on the Supreme Court? The one who doesnât know what a woman is? And what is AANHPI and how does it apply to judges? Sounds like a deadly lung disease. "I'm sorry Mr. Smith; it'sâŚAANHPI." Oh. Itâs âAsian American Native Hawaiian Pacific Islander.â Were any of those AANHPILGBTQI+? Wouldnât they be the very most qualified? Why donât we have any of those?
Iâm looking forward to the presidential debates this year. Just kidding. There arenât going to be any. Can you imagine how impaired Biden is going to be by October? It would be the first Weekend at Bernie's debate.
The only good thing to come of this is weâre going to have a definitive answer to this vital question: what happens to America and the world when the POTUS is a demented, perverted, compromised agent of foreign powers?
Theyâll make up fake positives about that too.
Mike McDaniel is a USAF veteran, classically trained musician, Japanese and European fencer, life-long athlete, firearm instructor retired police officer, and high school and college English teacher. His home blog is Stately McDaniel Manor.