fuck all the crows. they owe me a life.
the seagulls and crows never let you enjoy your meal cawking and screeching at you expecting something. rude creatures that act like they own the place. it is true that they will try to shit on you afterwards being rude to them. do not care as it fuels my hatred to want more crow lives.
geese are based af and annoying but at least they peacefully come towards you asking for some food and not harassing you with cawks and screeches.
pigeons are trolls. they are nice to your face but will try to shit on you for no reason.