NEWSFLASH, DOTARDS

ITS NOT ILLEGAL OR A CRIME FOR A SMART AND SOPHISTICATED MAN TO HAVE A CONSENSUAL THREESOME WITH TWO SUPERMODELS WHILE HES ON VACATION. WHAT IS ILLEGAL IS INCITING AN INSURRECTION AGAINST THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, AS TRUMP DID ON JANUARY 6. NOW WE RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM, CONSISTING OF Q CLOCK ASSHEADEDNESS AND Q DROP DELTA DUMBFUCKERY.