Just realized the leaked Trump-SC questions are totally fake.

Trump isn't even under investigation for Obstruction of Justice.

Hey Government…I just wanna say, well, thanks for watching over me and, and doing everything you do. And please watch over Mommy, and Daddy, and and my friends. Goodnight, Government.

Oh, and thank you, President Obama, for making me feel so safe and looked after. And if it wouldn't be too much trouble… I'd really like to get a puppy for Christmas this year.

'Night, Government.