I think Vice President Nikki Haley has a good ring to it. According to the people on tv who tell me exactly how to say and think.
I mean. My life is complete shit. I know Trump and his family have done nothing to me but I still wish for them to be all locked in prison because I have some unwarranted animosity towards them.
>How will Trump being in prison help you?
It wont.
I'M A DUMBFUCK THAT WILL ARGUE WITH PEOPLE TWELVE HOURS A DAY ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND CLIMATE CHANGE BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PLANT ANY TREES MYSELF!
LOOK HOW FUCKING VIRTIOUS I AM GUYS! LOOK AT ME TALK ABOUT ALL THESE "ISSUES" AND HOW I AM MORALLY SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE WHILE I WONT DO A SINGLE GODDAMN THING TO FIX THE SITUATION!
"WE" NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE HOMELESS BECAUSE I WONT LIFT A FINGER TO HELP!
MAYBE IF WE JUST PAY MORE IN TAXES? NAW, NOT ME, I DON'T WANT TO PAY MORE TAXES BUT I DEMAND YOU GUYS PAY MORE IN TAXES!
I NEED FREE HEALTHCARE BECAUSE I DRANK AND SMOKE MYSELF TO AN EARLY HEART ATTACK AT THE AGE OF 44! SOMEBODY PICK UP MY MEDICAL BILL BECAUSE I COULDN'T LOOK AFTER MYSELF!
GUYS! I'M $33,000 IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!