THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
My dad’s best friend from high school is an Operation’s Director at Trump’s Bedminster Golf Club, and I guess he was talking to a Secret Service agent who said they’re prepping to bring Trump to fucking jail! Supposedly Trump has already been made aware of the fact that he’ll be going to jail, but it’s a logistical nightmare, so the Secret Service needs to do a fuck ton of prep before the verdict can be made public. Fuuuuck!!