Attn Q team:

Anon since Oct 28, 2017. Have been here every day since then. Archivist, was a twatanon/memespreader before all my accounts got suspended. High attention to detail and pattern recognition. Patriot. Current skill set is IT management, but would be willing to move to an individual contributor role. I'm sure you all know who I am, so if you have a potential job opening for this anon, please find a way to reach out or direct me to where to apply. Thank you.

o7

-anon

>figured it can't hurt to post this here! kek