Dear religions,
The turtle has 13 slates and 28 slats.
You are dumb literal faggots.
You have single handily ruined the experience of existing.
Wake the fuck up and get the fuck in the damn game. Ffs.
Even the age of Aquarius is going on with or without you.
Can’t have guns and have problems. Makes no sense.
The word you’re looking for is “ham blasting”