Fourth girl to die on me in a week.

First my wifeys dive off of the cliff into the cockpit

total mega hodeath unparalled by all history and time

dump them for banging everything ever literally

than, get with my ex instead, and my other ex

dives off the cliff, than the new girl too

all in a week.

So basically the groom from the bible

is standing on this little cliff with the bride

above every dick

and she slips and falls into the dicks

really the runner up jumped up there

and pulled her down, or they took each

other out into the dicks

look back off the other side of the cliff, its a sea of pussies

and I'm like "ew pass" next baddie gets up on the cliff and

stands tall like a queen, lovely lady climbin up after her falls

into the dicks, not to long after new chick dives right off too

So than the Groom stands atop this giant rock above a sea of

dicks alone like "who wants to date the Holy Ghost?"

messed up part is plenty of girls actually do

I can't keep watching wifu's die like this

do I get a gym membership and move somewhere warm for a while

rent a house with a sauna, or go 40 days in the wilderness before I die

what a disaster